i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Some things never change.
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
What.s that guy’s problem, big thighs are sexy.
This one really spoke to me.