Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come

apracticalman:

thirdeyeblind-jumper:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter – the boy who lived!’

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Some things never change.

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shannananan:

End of an Era - Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls

Happy 7 Years everyone

tastefullyoffensive:

[extrafabulouscomics]

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pembrokewkorgi:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

What.s that guy’s problem, big thighs are sexy.

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portiadawn-the-feminist-fangirl:

This one really spoke to me.

portiadawn-the-feminist-fangirl:

This one really spoke to me.

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Pizza Party - L’Homme Run

And it’s sure that, if he is alive, he’ll try to finish off the job, probably when you are sleeping, and he’ll probably look like someone you love, just to make it worse when he murders you. So, you know, be on the look out for that, and, you know, be careful when someone loves you.’
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